I’ll keep this short so you can get to the good stuff:
A dedicated Windows user and programmer, I got my first Mac a few weeks ago. I came for the shiny metallic and glass enclosure of the MacBook, but stayed for the highly usable, powerful, and shiny metallic and glass operating system.
I immersed myself with my MacBook for several weeks, withdrawing periodically only to eat, sleep, and lecture my friends on the superiority of everything Mac. Having thoroughly annoyed my immediate acquaintances, I have decided to let my wisdom loose on the web.